The Fresh King of The Last Resort

[Verse 1]

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, and don’t you snore

I'll tell you how I became king of a hotel called The Last Resort

[Verse 2]

In Evershade Valley born and raised

Paranormal Dimension’s where I spend my days

Chillin' out, maxin', schemin’ all the time

And all breakin’ the dark moon up in the sky

When a plumber guy who was tryna be good

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and E. gadd trapped me

And said "Get inside the painting, you’ll make a wonderful piece"

I schemed and plotted in there day after day

But I was trapped in the painting and guarded every day

But then Hellen came along and trapped that nitwit

I put my crown back on and said "I might as well kick it"

First class, yo, this is bad

Drinking ectoplasm out of a champagne glass

She came up with a scheme to make that plumber have to fight

Hmm, this might be all right

But wait, I hear he’s a weakling, a coward, and all that

Is this the type of place that they should send that scaredy cat?

Yeah I think so, he ain’t gonna comport

He can’t prepare for the king of The Last Resort

[Verse 3]

The truck arrives and when they came out

There was the dude, looked like a wreck, standing there with his bags out

I couldn’t wait to get him but I knew the plan clear

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I waited for my time and when it came near

We snatched up his friends, only he was left here

If anything I could say he really needed comfort

But I thought "forget it, Luigi, you’re stuck at The Last Resort!”

[Verse 4]

I chased

Him down the hall, things were goin’ great

And I yelled down the shute "Yo', Luigi, smell ya later"

Looked at my kingdom, it was time to disport

To sit on my throne as the King of The Last Resort