The Bonk of '87

The Bonk of '87 was a tragic time in Boo history. The Boos suffered a horrible defeat at the hands of The Bonk™️, with King Boo suffering a conboossion (a concussion for Boos) after the event as well as severe PTSD. The Bonk™️ was incredibly traumatic for all Boos and because of this, it is preferred for this event to never be spoken of around Boos. The details of this event are unclear, as defeats in the Boo Kingdom are often not taken lightly and often are preffered to be forgotten. The information you are reading currently is classified and at this very moment King Boo is coming to your house to erase your memory of this event. You won't know it when it happens, but one day you will forget you ever read this, its only a matter of time. You will forget. You will always forget. You're already forgetting as your read. This event never happened. There was no Bonk of '87. King Boo doesn't exist. Luigi doesn't exist. Nothing happened to anyone. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist. They do not exist.