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An unidentified Boo had been seen flying around stealing cans of Fanta, a popular carbonated beverage, from people's homes. It is unknown what this Boo was doing or why they were doing it, but one thing can be sure, no Fanta was safe. Parents and children cowered at the sight of the Boo, pillaging everything in its path to get to the beverage it so ruthlessly craved. Reporters were seen chasing it around the neighborhood trying to get it to explain itself, but their efforts were all simply in vain as the Boo managed to get the mob to run over an open manhole, trapping them all in the sewers. The Boo then proceeded to pour Fanta on them which begs another question, if this Boo craved this Fanta so badly, why did it pour some of it out to simply spite its enemies? This Boo was clearly out for blood or more accurately, Fanta. Twenty-three houses were reportedly broken into by this Boo, and the police are at quite a loss. It has been speculated my some that there was perhaps more than one Boo involved in this great tragedy, but this was simply a rumor going around at the time. The families involved were swiftly put into intensive care, then moved to a professional therapists office to be overseen. When asked about the situation, the therapist Dr. Boerguin stated that "The terror of seeing their precious Fanta ripped from their arms as they cried out for mercy was simply too much for these families. However, in my professional opinion after around a month of therapy they should be ready to start the process of reintegrating back into society, and hopefully learn to trust once again". The identity of this Boo is still unknown as police gave up the search after King Boo told them all to "go away", effectively scarring the entire precinct. It was surely an event to be remembered.